February 2012
I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
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poorbutterfly:
So my best friend told me it’s disgusting to eat diner and watch porn at the same time…
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Face, why are you still red. Stop that.
Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.
– Oscar Wilde (via chaoskid)